JOKES FOR YER DAD
Bugs and Insects
Q: How do you crush a beetle?
A: Introduce it to Yoko
Q: Why did John Lennon hit Ringo Starr in the head with a belt?
A: Because he thought it was Julian
Q: What’s worse than getting your penis hacked off with a blunt razor blade?
A: Getting your penis hacked off with a blunt razor blade while listening to the Beatles
Q: What did John Lennon say after he was shot?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: The Beatles discography because it’s shit
Q: Why did Dave Grohl think Kurt Cobain was two-faced?
A: Because half was on the wall and half was on the floor
Q: Why didn't Chris Novak trust Kurt Cobain
A: Because he couldn't take him at face value
Q: Why was Kurt Cobain so great at listening?
A: Because he's all ears
Q: What did Kurt Cobain do when he caught a cold?
A: Blew his nose
Q: Why couldn't Kurt Cobain go to the casino?
A: Because he has no poker face
Q: Why did Kurt Cobain kill himself?
A: Because he couldn't face the music
Q: What does Courtney love?
A: To cause he husbands suicide